Est. 2008

Est. 2008

JOYLAND MAGAZINE

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Take Me to Kirkland

When Chloe called me in the car that Wednesday on the way to Costco, my boyfriend Damian and I were arguing about whether or not we would be willing to swallow a goldfish for money. “You have no concept of how the real world works,” he said. “That’s pretty fucking pejorative,” I was saying, as my phone lit up with that stupid picture of Chloe’s stupid face, filtered to have giant eyes and little...

Half Shell

I'd been married six months when my husband died choking on an oyster. I was 23 and he was 27. I grew up by the ocean but hated the mineral-salt reek of seafood and wouldn't let him bring any into our home. While I was out with my friend Lily at what she called 'our local Polynesian discotheque,' he took the opportunity. He came from a long line of fishermen, so I understood he...

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