Excerpted from the novel Sister Europe, out on March 25th, 2025 from Knopf.
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“It rained for forty days and forty nights,” Demian told his younger daughter, Maxima (“Maxi”), who had gone to bed early with a low-grade fever. It was sure to be something full-blown in the morning. He was German, but her mother was not, and since she went to a German school and spoke German with her friends, they had a family policy of speaking English at home. “The ice melted and melted, until it was all covered with water and floating on a lake that wasn’t supposed to be there. And all of a sudden, it slid right into the ocean. Platsch!” With both hands, he mimed a box sliding off a crooked shelf. “Imagine, a slab of ice the size of Greenland!”
She removed her thumb from her mouth and said, “How big is Greenland?”
He had no idea. It was notorious for being smaller than it looked on a Mercator projection, but he felt sure it was large, given that its melting would cause global sea levels to rise by something like seven meters. Ignoring her question, he continued the bespoke story about a tsunami hitting their building. “The ice fell into the ocean and made a wave so enormous, it went right across the North Atlantic to Norway.” He figured grafting on a little geographic instruction couldn’t hurt. “The giant wave went around Scotland and crossed the North Sea from England to Holland, and then it went to Hamburg, and right up the Elbe for a hundred miles. When it got to the mouth of the Havel, it hit the brakes and made a sharp left turn. All the ducks in the marshes jumped in the air. Allezhop!” He gave a little jump, raising his torso a few inches from the mattress, and then collapsed again so she could continue twirling his hair.“It came up the Havel to Potsdam, and when it got to Wannsee, it made a right turn to the lake. And then it was at our house—a giant tsunami, all the way from Greenland!”
Looking satisfied, she said, “Mega.”
“Giselher and Almut”—those were their elderly landlords— “came upstairs to film it on their phones.” The counterfactual trou- bled him for a moment; the two hadn’t climbed the stairs in years. But that didn’t mean they couldn’t, given sufficient motivation.
“Were they dead?” She sounded hopeful.
Reluctant to pause the narrative to explain that death brings immobility and is a bad thing, particularly in this case (the heirs would quickly commandeer the whole house), he replied, “No. Nothing bad happened. The wave was tired out from going thousands of miles carrying debris.” Her look told him he needed to define debris. “It had dirt, and junk, and flotsam, and jetsam, and icebergs, and houses, and cars, and ferryboats, and fire trucks . . .” He paused, though he could see that she liked the list. He felt insufficiently driven to go on naming objects, because he was compulsively envisioning a parade of corpses, already bloated and bobbing on the surface as though they’d been dead for days. “By the time it got to Berlin, it was so tired, it was only two inches tall. It could barely move! It was primarily looking for a place to put things down.”
“Where did it put them down?”
“Siemensstadt.” He didn’t care to examine the perversity that made him name a working-class neighborhood. Low-lying areas near rivers were devoted to industry; it wasn’t his fault.
“Did it have trees?” She clearly wanted it to have trees, so he nodded. “What else did it have?”
“There were ants, and bales of hay, and chlorine, and dolls, and elephants, and friendships, and goats, and hills, and illnesses, and jaywalkers, and K-dramas”—his recitation slowed as self-doubt took the wheel, attempting to wrest control away from him by force—“and light poles, and money, and noodles, and options, and progress, and quagmires, and retrograde amnesia, and sanity, and trees, and the universe, and votive offerings, and whales, and xylophones, and yahoos, and zebras.”
He took her exhaled eee to be another request for trees. He started to answer, but saw that she had fallen asleep. Her eyes were open; she had been inadvertently hypnotized by the alphabetized list.
“Sleep now,” he said. She closed her eyes. Her mouth fell open and her hand released its grip on his bangs. He felt a burgeoning sense of parental pride in hearing her place value on trees, or any natural phenomenon for that matter, although at her age (four and a half) it could mean anything. Gently he rose, tiptoed down the hallway, and entered the parental suite—an office and bedroom connected by a boudoir with bath—to dress for the evening.
He selected his highest-quality, most conservative outfit—a blue three-piece woolen suit, bought in Munich, and a custom-made white shirt. The shirt had a Peter Pan collar. He was constantly getting compliments on his round-collared shirts and always told people exactly where he ordered them, from a little old lady in Słubice. He puzzled over his choice of tie. He did not want to be conspicuous, but he anticipated an eccentric crowd and felt that he should look slightly off-kilter, or at least not entirely like a banker. He walked down the hall, tieless, his waistcoat and shirt collar open. In the kitchen, his wife, Harriet, sat at the table, eating a piece of apple sheet cake bought that afternoon and reading a long email on her phone. Her chin-length blond hair was pulled back in a stubby ponytail. Apart from her Elsa-from-Frozen slip- pers (a gift from Maxi), she was dressed in black, down to her black socks and shawl. She looked up, setting her phone facedown on the table.
“Is Nicole back?” he asked. “I want to get her fashion advice.”
“She texted just now, saying she’ll be here by the time it gets dark.”
“When’s that?” “Maybe another hour.”
It was Tuesday, February 21, 2023, and at 4:30 p.m. the sun’s dim glow was still backlighting the featureless sky above the Grunewald woods. The kitchen overlooked one of Berlin’s more pristine urban lakes, the Schlachtensee, from the second floor of their shared villa. By mid-April the view would be blocked by foliage. In the winter twilight, the black water could be seen to quiver with wind and suppressed rain.
“Too late,” he said. “What do you think, tie-wise—maybe the Hermès with the little leopards?”
“Nobody’s going to be looking at you,” she said. “It’s not a formal event. It’s rich people. Wear a patterned shirt, so people don’t think you’re with the catering.”
Demian returned to his room and mustered his alternatives. Eventually he kept on the white shirt and three-piece suit, adding a dark-blue tie and yellow socks. He presented himself again to Har- riet, saying, “I’ll wear my new red sneakers. What do you think?”
“Cute.”
She wasn’t paying attention. He applied his right thumb to the back of his phone and stepped to the row of windows. The world outside looked sodden and stormy, but the weather app claimed all serious precipitation was over for the week. It might rain one or two liters per square meter. It occurred to him that shiny dress shoes might be easier to get mud off, if he happened to walk through mud. He didn’t consider the change in his foot- wear plan important enough to share with his wife, who was now staring intently at a video conference, wearing noise-canceling headphones. By the time her workday ended, he would be sitting down to a gourmet dinner with their beautiful friend Livia. He didn’t feel guilty. The meal would be hard-earned by attendance at a literary-award ceremony.
He knew the award-winner well: an ageless (seventy-eight, with near-flawless skin because he seldom saw the sun) Arab (he had fled the Sinai for Norway at age eleven, but wrote with unabated, prolific intensity about his youth and had never attained literary competence in a second language) fabulist, first encountered on a Danish beach.
Demian had been youthful and impressionable then, sad and shy—eighteen years old and an avid reader of lyric poetry, including Arabic verse in translation. He listened to Masud’s flowery, halting English for days, unable to say no to his constant invitations. He was camping with as much luggage as would fit on his bicycle, and the writer and his wife had leased a house with a barbecue pit and wine cellar. With their permission, he pitched his tent in the yard. It made him feel rather Bedouin, as though he were meeting them halfway. Between meals, the man and the boy took long walks on the sandbank between the isle of Mandø and the coast, first reading the tide tables to make sure they wouldn’t be inundated. Masud’s wife cooked, but not particularly well. What else she did, he was never sure. When asked whether she liked walking on the beach, she drew up her veil to cover her nose, and he never asked again. She played the part of an absence with gusto, so he wasn’t too surprised when Masud turned up a year later in Brittany—they had arranged to meet over the summer again—with a different wife. Between meals, they took walks, and the woman did whatever. He never saw signs or heard tell of children, and wondered whether frequent divorces were being granted on grounds of infertility. Or impotence? Or were there oodles of children, now at home with their mothers? He wasn’t about to ask. Even at a stage when he could honestly claim to have listened to Masud’s stories for 250 hours, he knew very little about his life. The writer enchanted him with the mystique of the desert while they wandered the wormy wastelands of the North Sea. Masud was celebrated as the literary voice of greater Arabia’s nomadic herdsmen—proud sons of the desert, a noble caste of unhurried sybarites not known for their religious orthodoxy. On reading the books, Demian discovered to his consternation a grating and persistent anti-Black racism. Was it excusable? He excused it, on grounds that it would be hard for an anti-Black racist to do much damage in Norway, where anti-Muslim racism was a deadly threat (admittedly much of it intersectional, directed against Somalis). Was it patronizing to suspend his ethical standards because the man was a genius, or Eurocentric not to suspend them, and which was worse?
He knew from experience that Harriet couldn’t sit still for that kind of bullshit or any other. She was a high-profile structural engineer, a hard-headed Ohioan from a long line of Mennonite builders, and awards—even (or especially) for architects—pissed her off. She worked on municipal contracts and couldn’t legally accept favors. His life was one big ring-around-the-rosy of favors: here a name mentioned to an award jury chair, there a set of keys to a disused beach house in Sardinia. People enjoyed him more than they enjoyed her, so he associated social events with pleasure. Low-maintenance, handsome, and earnest, he had a way of tak- ing things and people seriously that flattered them all. His upbeat seriousness had gained him a position as an in-demand freelance art and architecture critic. No matter what cockamamie vision a deluded artist or bankrupt architect proposed, he could react with a pitch and a list of potential enablers. He felt certain that for every project in the world, however inane, there exists an organization of practically unlimited wealth that can be talked into financing it, and a curator willing to take the credit. His conviction drew on the observation that even the most megalomaniacally Instagrammable art projects cost peanuts in comparison with the hobbies of elected officials and the superrich, who were certifiably insane.
He had adopted the earnestness during his first year at university, following a tip from a fellow student that if one participates and does the reading, time goes faster. Taking things and people seriously kept him a bit depressed—never bedridden-level, but in a state of unassuming, unpretentious melancholy that was evidenced in many things he did, such as turning a simple tsunami story for his daughter into a dark fable.
As a young art aficionado, he had sought out vicarious self- mortification and violence, seeing many performance artists, and even audiences, bleed and cry. Then he had met Harriet, a competent creative achiever. He intuited that if life is composed of violence, culture could offer an alternative; not a solution (Harriet was a problem-solver), but a moment’s respite, if nothing else. Still, his repressed love of violence made displays of symbolic power scintillate in his mind. He was one of the few critics to have visited the construction site of the desert utopia The Line, a city of the future that would cut through the mountains on the Red Sea coast of Saudi like a gigantic version of Heizer’s land-art piece Double Negative. He had witnessed the preparations for the first SpaceX launch in Boca Chica, and attended the dedication of the new presidential library in Ankara. It helped that his wife made real money, since The Line turned out to be a handful of bulldozer drivers living in tents, while the spaceport and presidential complex had been built in public parks; he found them impossible to praise in print. Occasionally he had visions of his own. For instance, he imagined a hyper-car, such as their neighbor’s annoying Lamborghini (only in Berlin were such things parked on the street!), at the bottom of a swimming pool filled with honey. The work would cost mil- lions, because of the price of honey, and depending on where it was installed, the formerly loud car would sooner or later become invisible under an opaque layer of dead bugs.
He told no one about his art ideas. They came from a place deep within him that was ruled by his inner child. That child, which knew nothing about art or other uses of freedom but craved love and acceptance in exchange for its aggression and hate, worried that people would laugh at its ideas and steal them. Conversely, the adult Demian—openly admiring of the many gifted artists he knew, openly skeptical of blowhards, at ease with his status as a decorative hanger-on—thought the child’s ideas were lame.